>>Secondly I have used Google Groups once in my life, when I was on holiday
in the USA, so where you got that one from is a mystery to me.

Is there another Ivor Jones then? cause when I look up the statistics
for this group here:

http://groups.google.co.uk/group/uk....ip/about?hl=en

you are the all-time top user (granted, second-highest this month six
days in). That one time in your life must have been quite a big
session...

Honestly, maybe I confused you with another Ivor or I misunderstood
this statement of yours.