The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
Segway. Infact, it is
so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
magazine says this
is the most anticipated invention scince the television.

Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
you are uncool,
and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
you are a nerd (not
a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
date you and
bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.