In article <uce-170279.07311626062007@comcast.dca.giganews.com>,
Gregory Weston <uce@splook.com> wrote:

> In article <1182831129.101818.122260@g37g2000prf.googlegroups .com>,
> zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
>
> > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
> > most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
> > Segway. Infact, it is
> > so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
> > magazine says this
> > is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
> >
> > Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
> > you are uncool,
> > and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
> > you are a nerd (not
> > a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
> > date you and
> > bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.
>
> I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.

That would actually be a smile. A virtual rotary dial for those calls
you want to make in the slowest way possible. And for the iPod, a
virtual vinyl record that you place the needle on. And for Google maps,
a virtual paper map that you have no HOPE of ever folding back up
properly.