On Tue, 26 Jun 2007 00:05:47 -0700, Michelle Steiner
<michelle@michelle.org> wrote:

>In article <t9b183dk8gn76qiqg2l5pbf0lubdos1qaq@4ax.com>,
> Screw the i(diot)Phone <apple@sucks.ass> wrote:
>
>> >Yeah, you're anti-iPhone hysteria is all conjecture too, but it is a
>> >conjecture that goes against Apple's track record. On the other
>> >hand, the pro-iPhone conjectures are supported by Apple's track
>> >record.
>>
>> Much like a neutered dog, you just don't get it, do you?
>
>Much like a rabid dog, you make mindless attacks.

I'm so sorry, it appears you are on the rag. That must explain why
you are so touchy when someone disagrees with your rose colored view
of stupid ass PHONE. Damn, you are one sad little person.

>> I'm always skeptical over something that generates this much faux
>> "buzz" when two major companies are involved.
>
>You're not skeptical, you're on the attack, pretending that your biased
>and baseless opinion is fact.

You have no facts to back up anything being said about the
i(diot)Phone other than what the suits at Crapple want you to know.
The sales staff has clearly done their job. Jim Jones offers you
Kool-aid and you ask for more. What an IDIOT you are.

>> Add to that the i(diot)Phone is being advertised with features I'll
>> never use.
>
>The idiot is you, not the phone. Just because *you* will never use
>those features doesn't mean that no one else will use them. If the
>phone doesn't fit your needs and wants, don't buy it. What is so
>fucking hard to understand about that?

What is so hard for you to understand it's a fucking PHONE, for gods
sake!?!? Anyone who feels they *need* the i(diot)Phone is sorely
lacking in the self-respect department.

>Got a clue for you: the world doesn't revolve around you--it really
>doesn't.

Really? I'd imagine most people who didn't drink the Kool-aid feels
the same way I do bout the i(diot)Phone. An overpriced, overhyped
piece of junk. Didn't I read somewhere the battery wasn't user
changeable? Fuck, if people who buy something like that aren't the
most stupid pieces of shit in the history of mankind.

>> All I need a PHONE to do is make and receive PHONE CALLS, not watch
>> stupid YouTube videos or listen to music. That's what computers and
>> CD players are for.
>
>So you would rather carry three items than one item? Well, I'm not a
>big strong, brainless musclebound he man like you; I'd rather carry just
>one thing that does all of those functions.

If you have to carry that much shit around just to keep you
entertained, your problems go much deeper than any "PHONE" can
resolve. Please mention this to your psychiatrist on your next visit
so he can adjust you meds.

>> You Kool-aid drinking lemmings who want to be the de facto guinea pig
>> beta testers for Crapple and Stinkular are candidates for
>> psychological experiments in mass mind control (read: cults).
>
>Yeah, right; anyone who doesn't think like you is a lemming. Last time
>I looked, you're not Big Brother.

And I never pretended to be. You're just pissed because I'm not
wetting my pants over a goddamn PHONE, like you are. Damn, you're
pathetic.

>> All the "hysteria" that you claim is coming from the i(diot)Phone
>> lemmings. Look at the posts here.
>
>I have, and I see you and two or three (at most) other anti-Apple
>ideologues ranting and raving like rabid dogs barking at the full moon.

Then you aren't looking hard enough. I figure most are just biting
their tongues waiting for all the faux hysteria to calm down, Ms.
Astroturf. Quite frankly, just about all of the English speaking
world has heard of the i(diot)Phone by now, and they don't need
constant reminders and faux testimonials of how great it is BEFORE THE
FUCKING THING IS EVEN RELEASED!!!

>> And the first post you make here bitching about it, expect me to jump
>> all over it. Go ahead, I'll be waiting...
>
>I strongly doubt that there will be anything to bitch about. But you
>please keep howling, Fido; you're still good for a few laughs.

Now you'll have to sit in your shanty and cry to yourself about your
bad decision to buy an i(diot)Phone because you'll be too afraid of
being told "I told you so" to complain here.