You forgot some of the REALLY cool features on the Iphone....

1> never have to change the SIM card...because you cant. It's inside,safe
and sound.
2> Never have to change the battery..you CAN'T..it's also inside, factory
service item only.
3> Voice dial? thats a "fad" that others screw with, at Apple they simply
dont go there.
4> Glass cover indeed, it doubles as a make-up mirror! Hard as hell to see
outside.
5> "Touchscreen dialing" makes driving the same old car EXCITING!!! Complete
a call or crash?
6> 1900Mhz antenna INSIDE the case.Help protect you from nasty RF, who cares
if it doesnt get out well?
7> Sync? what the hell is that? Apple didnt invent it, so it can't exist or
be needed!
8> EDGE data, why go fast? who is in a hurry anyways? Go SLOW with Edge,
enjoy the ride,take all day.
9> Already obsolete, Rev. 2 is on the drawing board. Your Rev 1.0 will be
landfill material before you finish paying for it.

I am sure i have missed some of those really COOL "features", But damn
it..when its so Chock-full of them you might miss a few.
If you discover some of them, please share the discovery? i need a good
laugh.