Larry <noone@home.com> wrote:

> Specifically, what new function were you referring to?
>
> Play music.....no, no, not that....

first cell device to use Coverflow - that's very new.

> Play video.....no, no, not that....

first cell device to be directly linked to YouTube - that's very new.

> look at webpages...no, no, not that

first cell device to show the Actual Web - that's very new.

> download files....no, no, forbidden by ATT

??? but you don't have to use ATT, you can use 802.11.

> email....no, no, that's not new, either.

first cell device to have your actual emails - that's very new.

> Play online games....no, also forbidden

you got one right! no games sorry, kiddos... i guess this is a big
person's toy.

> Run Windoze software....oops, sorry.

and why would you ever want to do that?

> Run MAC software....no, it doesn't do that, either, I'm told.

ah, it runs Mac software, what do you think each of those buttons does?

> Run Palm software....no, no, that wouldn't consume enough power.

palm stuff isn't needed.

> Do Palm Pilot "things"....no, no, that's not new any more

like what?

> Hmm...It's not a HDTV....

It's actually higher quality than HDTV, a 1660dpi screen, the first of
any cell phone.

> It's not a surround sound stereo, either....

unless you hook up speakers of course.

> It
> has no beverage functions or food processors

don't be silly.

> and I don't THINK anyone has
> figured out a way to have some new orgasms with it.

sure they have, where have you been?

http://www.ohmibod.com/ohmibod.html

>
> SPECIFICALLY, what NEW "functions" does it have, outside of the two-
> fingered slick touchscreen? Everything except webpages and email are
> forbidden by its ATT masters so there'll be no new stuff from that port.
> It has little STORAGE, no hard drive and no way to access the OS to
> "install things" its masters at Apple/ATT don't want on their system.

I listed out many new features above, read it again. a hard drive would
consume battery life and you can write any Web 2.0 app you want for it.
I just put real time, moving radar on mine. How about your cell phone,
can it do this?

http://apple.accuweather.com/widget/iphone1/iphone.html

Nope!

=

So Larry, we have now discovered you are an idiot. Thanks for letting us
know.