Larry laid this down on his screen :
> TeddeLI <spam@nospam.nettt> wrote in news:ZYybj.15886$y54.8391@trnddc07:
>
>> You have a lawn in front of that old van with a mattress parked by the
>> dumpster behind Walmart?
>>
>>
>
> Astroturf....(c;
>
> Larry

And you pay a guy to mow it? Now who's smarter?