Alan Parkington <alanparkington@team.telstra.net> wrote:

> From
> http://news.theage.com.au/telstra-se...0121-1n6x.html

> A telephone hotline has been established to assist Telstra's mobile phone customers make the move from CDMA to Next G.

Well whoopy fucking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans or sumfin.

> Last week, Communications Minister Stephen Conroy announced the telco would have to delay its CDMA switch-off by at
> least three months
> because Next G's performance in the bush was not up to scratch.

Yep, shafted with a telephone pole, yet again.

> The closure was due on January 28 but Senator Conroy ordered Telstra to report back to him by April 28 before any
> shutdown was allowed to proceed.

Yep, shafted with a telephone pole, yet again.

> Telstra Country Wide Group managing director Geoff Booth said the
> company would open a special hotline - 1800 888 888 - from Tuesday
> for customers having issues with their handsets and equipment.

Well whoopy fucking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans or sumfin.

> The hotline is being established in response to Senator Conroy's request for extra measures to help Telstra customers
> with handset issues.

Well whoopy fucking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans or sumfin.

> "This extends the unprecedented measures that Telstra has put in place both before and after purchase to help
> customers get the handset and accessories that best meet their requirements," Mr Booth said.

A Jap would at least have the decency to disembowel itself, Booth.