On Feb 14, 1:06*pm, "Dean" <dean...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Hey, read this----
>
> If I break into your house and attack you, then fall down the stairs on my
> way out, I can sue you for my injuries and win.

Name the caption of that case, or any such case. You won't, of
course.


>
> If I drive drunk and run over a pedestrian, the cops chase me and I crash
> into a tree, I can sue the police for "causing" the accident, and win.

Name the case and jurisdiction. You won't, of course.


<yawn>

<snip the rest of this cat's bad fiction>