Andy Bonwick wrote:
> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:33:46 +0100, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>
>> How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>
> They get someone called Simon to do it for them.

Simple simon was a highway man,
No ordinary highway man was he,
His forte was halting thalidomides,
A good wank he did give them,
He earned a thank you,
Licking spunk off his lips!