"Joe Egginton" <joe.egginton@talk21.com> wrote in message
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> Andy Bonwick wrote:
>> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:33:46 +0100, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>
>>> How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>>
>> They get someone called Simon to do it for them.
>
> Simple simon was a highway man,
> No ordinary highway man was he,
> His forte was halting thalidomides,
> A good wank he did give them,
> He earned a thank you,
> Licking spunk off his lips!

I think you have taken this once respectable group to new lows. Not since my
account of what we used to do to dogs when we were ten has such material
sullied the screens of the gentlemen subscribers.

Bill