Earlier Elmo P. Shagnasty wrote:

> Jesus Christ. He and the rest of the whiners should get a clue.
> Cellular service isn't available everywhere. Grow up.>


Today Elmo P. Shagnasty wrote:

> And the cell phone owner is claiming that he needs to
> be able to make an emergency call anywhere he decides he needs to, right?

Wait a minute...this is a joke, right.