Horry <horacewachope@gmail.com> wrote:
> Today I received a postcard from Virgin Mobile. It reads as follows:
>
> COME BACK AND FEEL THE LOVE...
>
> Hi [Horace],
>
> Can you feel the love? We hope so, because we've just applied a bonus
> credit to your account!
>
> To accept this bonus, call 225 (just 20c) from your Prepaid Virgin
> Mobile ending in 129 before 30 April 2008 and find out your new
> balance.
>
> Call 225 today and enjoy your bonus credit*!
>
> Love!
> The Virgin Mobile Team
>
> * Your bonus credit has a 30 day expiry period starting from the first
> call/text/photo using the bonus credit.
>
>
>
> Now, ignoring the fact that I received this postcard on 1 May 2008,
> does anyone know how much credit I would receive were I to call 225?

Obviously they send you a dildo, stupid.