"Rod Speed" <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Horry <horacewachope@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Today I received a postcard from Virgin Mobile. It reads as follows:
>>
>> COME BACK AND FEEL THE LOVE...
>>
>> Hi [Horace],
>>
>> Can you feel the love? We hope so, because we've just applied a bonus
>> credit to your account!
>>
>> To accept this bonus, call 225 (just 20c) from your Prepaid Virgin
>> Mobile ending in 129 before 30 April 2008 and find out your new
>> balance.
>>
>> Call 225 today and enjoy your bonus credit*!
>>
>> Love!
>> The Virgin Mobile Team
>>
>> * Your bonus credit has a 30 day expiry period starting from the first
>> call/text/photo using the bonus credit.
>>
>>
>>
>> Now, ignoring the fact that I received this postcard on 1 May 2008,
>> does anyone know how much credit I would receive were I to call 225?
>
> Obviously they send you a dildo, stupid.
Richard Branson likes a bit of bum-play


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