Alan Poxington <wanker@iarseaustralia.com.au> wrote

> From
> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...76-664,00.html

> TELSTRA shares have emerged as the darling of the market,

Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.

> attracting the nod of approval from brokers and telecommunications analysts.

Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.

> The company has received favourable news on the regulatory front this year

Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.

> and emerged from a dramatic mid-2006 price slump to be the flavour of the month.

Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.

> Merrill Lynch analysts yesterday stamped their approval on Telstra with a "buy" recommendation,

Have a look at what those fools were recommending prior to the sub prime fiasco, fuckwit.

> together with a $4.90 one-year price objective.

Pathetic.

> The company's shares rose 1.3 per cent, or 6, to $4.62 yesterday.

Fart in the bath.

> "It is now time to buy," the analysts said. "Our 12 month price objective of $4.90 implying total returns of 14 per
> cent."

Only if telstra is stupid enough to pay more in dividends than they earn, as usual.

> The news came after more than 320,000 Telstra instalment receipt
> holders this week received a letter asking for final payment of $1.60
> a share - totalling around $6.5 billion - for their T3 investment.

> The T3 shares will cease trading on May 29, and will then be switched over as normal "fully paid" Telstra shares.

> T3 holders have for 18 months enjoyed Telstra's full 28 a share
> dividend, having only paid 55 per cent of the full subscription price.

You can always bribe anyone to buy your shares like that, fuckwit.

> Analysts say the T3 shares could weaken in coming weeks ahead of the deadline.

Must be the rocket scientist fuckwits.

> "Any short-term price weakness around the T3 instalment payment at end-May should be considered a good buying
> opportunity," said the Merrill Lynch analysts.

Wota packa fuckwits.

> Telstra has a more positive earnings outlook,

Bare faced lie.

> with its guidance likely to improve,

Yeah, they're absolutely guaranteed to lie to get the suckers to pay up.

> and there's a real prospect of enhanced dividends, they said.

Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.