Alan Poxington <wanker@iarsethiscountry,com.au> wrote

> From
> http://www.australianit.news.com.au/...-15306,00.html

> TELSTRA is hailing its latest offering as the fastest wireless gateway in the world.

Pity its a bare faced lie, as always with Telstra.

> "This device is now running at 7.2 mbps (million bits per second)

Whoopy fucking do. Pity about what wifi can do, fuckwit.

> and that is the quickest around,"

Bare faced lie. Pity about what wifi can do, fuckwit.

> said Telstra product management executive director Ross Fielding.

Just another pathological liar.

> The wireless gateway enables multiple users to access the internet at the same time,

Nothing new about that, fuckwit.

> and can also be used to operate other electronic devices such as EFTPOS machines.

Nothing new about that, fuckwit.

> However, Dr Johnson Agbinya,

Just another stupid wog.

> senior lecturer in information and communication at the University of Technology Sydney, said in theory it was the
> fastest product available.

Just another stupid lying wog.

> Telstra has made a concerted effort to untangle what it says are the complexities of many wireless internet devices,

Wota fucking wanker...

> using the past six months to put together its latest product.

The clowns that took that long should be taken out the back and shot.

> And while it is the first telco to the market with the high speed gateway,

Just another bare faced lie.

> Dr Agbinya said it did not mean the product would be unique to Telstra.

Must be one of those rocket scientist fuckwit wogs.

> "All the networks are upgrading and everybody is testing to improve the speed of downloading," he said.

Must be one of those rocket scientist fuckwit wogs.

> The telco giant said its wireless gateway would benefit families as well as businesses.

Must be one of those rocket scientist fuckwit telco midgets.

> "You have families that temporarily set up location in a caravan, or a holiday rental, and they can still have
> broadband access with two PCs, three PCs," Mr Fielding said.

Well whoopy fucking do.

> Telstra Business Group managing director Deena Shiff joked

Wanked, actually.

> at the launch that her butcher had a broken EFTPOS machine and was in dire need of the new wireless system - at "mates
> rates," of course.

Wota fucking wanker...

> "It will probably cost him less than what he charges me for organic meat," she said.

Wota fucking wanker...

> The Telstra Turbo 7 Series Wireless Gateway will be available from tomorrow, July 25.

Well whoopy fucking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans or sumfin.