Ron <ron.clifford@peoplepc.com> wrote:

> "Todd Allcock" <elecconnec@AnoOspamL.com> wrote:

>>I think it's more like the old joke about the two campers sleeping
>>in the woods that are awoken by the sound of a bear rummaging
>>through their camp. The first camper grabs his boots and silently
>>starts lacing them up. The second camper sees this and whispers
>>"are you crazy? You can't outrun a BEAR!" The first camper
>>quietly gets up, grabs the second camper's boots, tosses them out
>>reach, and replies- "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have
>>to outrun YOU!"
>
>
> First camper poured honey over the second camper in the version I
> heard.

The one I heard was about a lawyer and his friend.