Thus spake Larry:
> Ajanta <ajanta@null.void> wrote in news:251020060041587932%
> ajanta@null.void:
>
>> A study conducted by Ohio's Cleveland Clinic found that the sperm
>> counts of heavy mobile-phone users -- defined as four hours a day or
>> more -- were 40 percent lower than those who used cell phones
>> infrequently or not at all.
>>
>
> Stupid idiots! Of COURSE they have lower sperm counts! Heavy
> cellphone users are TALKIN' ON THE PHONE instead of JERKIN' OFF!
>
> Wonder how much THAT study cost the taxpayers who need their roads
> paved?
>
> SEX - Use it or LOSE IT!
>
> --
> There's amazing intelligence in the Universe.
> You can tell because none of them ever called Earth.

Umm. I thought excessive fiddling with mobiles WAS jerking off

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Perhaps there is an inverse correlation between the level of use of
mobile/cell phones & IQ level - the more stupid & the greater the likelihood
of playing with the damn things!