Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> Every cellphone is part of an evil alien AI and its goal is the
> enslavement of mankind. These little devices do slowly
> erase your brain AND they let your dick and balls wither
> until they turn black and fall off!
>
> Throw your cellphone away or you'll be a slave for
> the AI, a slave without genitals!!!

Is that what Playboy magazine told you?