On Mon, 20 Nov 2006 00:27:04 +0000, NoNeedToKnow <me@privacy.net.invalid>
wrote this with the utmost thought:

>On 19 Nov 2006, Larry <noone@home.com> wrote:
>
>>I heard a baby start crying in a restaurant the other day. ...
>
>Some months ago, on radio, they mentioned a "cough" ringtone which might
>end up being used by people in cinemas/theatres/restaurants, as that's a
>less obvious 'ring' and might not be noticed so much. I guess a cough,
>with at least 10 seconds of silence after it would be best...

Anyone got a good, farting .mp3? How good would that be "ringing" in a
restaurant. It'd be a damned easy way to get out of boring mettings and
corporate presentations.

Anyone got one,up for making one?