<plank> - soft logical <plonk>

You should have your mama change your Pamper, give you your bottle with
Riddlin and Prozac to calm you down - you're loose out of the play
pin, and she can then put you in street traffic, where you can play,
wirelessly. You don't have to drop dead that way. It will be painless
for you when the MAC truck hits you, ridding your tricycle with red
wagon in tow.

You can call Sir Hollywood News Clippings Willy/aka Billy to come and
get you, if they can scrape you off the street, partner.