In answer to my own subject "everything"

The email that told me the phone was out of stock said I could obtain more
information via the website and gives me instructions of where this
information will be.

I click the website link in the email
Click login and enter my details
Denied
I re-enter my login information as I know its correct from recent logins
Denied
I click the link "Forgotten username and password"
Browser warning pops up as the secure certificate doesn't match the website
Shameful, I ignore the error
I enter all the info it asks for and submit it
10 minutes later an email arrives asking me to reply to it and enter the
same info that I sent on the website.
Stop wasting my time damiit!
I go back to the login and try a much older password that I don't use
anymore.
It shouldn't have worked but it did.
I follow the instructions to look at the stock level
A page opens up that states "out of stock" and that's it, nothing else, nada
Useless!
Go back to the homepage
While im logged in, I decide to look at my bill to make sure the tariff is
correct, I click "View my Bill"
A page opens that isn't my bill but there is another link to "view my bill"
Make me jump through hoops, make me!
I click the second "View my bill" link
We're sorry that the page you requested is temporarily unavailable, please
try again later.

<rocks back and forth sucking thumb>