miso@sushi.com wrote:
> Well, that certainly clears up a lot of bull I've been told over the
> years. Now if we can just get to the bottom of the Richard Gere gerbil
> caper....

[snipped from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling]

Medical literature, which covers examples of items retrieved from patients'
rectums in extreme detail, has never recorded a case of an animal being
removed from a patient, nor of damage inflicted on a patient's insides due
to rectal insertion of an animal.