JAF (anarchSPAMKILLER@ntlworld.com) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

>>I'd rather look like a star trek cast-off with a naff lump of
>>plastic in my ear for that incredibly important phone call
>>that simply wont wait, than than lose my livelihood by losing
>>my licence.

> What did you do before mobile phones?

Wasted a lot of time.

> And if it's that important, won't they ring you back?

Or leave a message, yes.

Of course, you won't actually GET the message until you get to your
destination and turn your phone back on.

Bit of a bugger if the message left five minutes after you leave the office
tells you that the meeting you're heading to (three hours away) is
cancelled ...

> And if you're any good at your job, won't you get other work?

Interviewer - Why did you leave your last job?
Interviewee - I lost my company a major client, because I refused to use a
perfectly safe and legal tool-of-the-trade.
Interviewer - Don't call us, we'll call you...