Charter of alt.cellular.navas
1. If a poster does not respond to any one of Navas's dumbfuck posts,
that automatically makes Navas right and them wrong.
2. If a poster does not respond to Navas within a 48 hour period, that
poster has left the forum in shame.
3. If a poster does not respond within 72 or more hours, that poster
has left the country and has been beaten and humiliated.
4. If a poster takes a vacation or engages in any other activity that
will hinder them from constantly feeding Navas's self loathing, they
must first clear it with Navas's docket, but they shall still be
branded as humiliated
and leaving in defeat.
5. If any poster catches Navas in a lie they are to provide
documentation from Navas's ISP, the FBI and any other incriminating
evidence, cookies, or proof of purchase, that it came from Navas's
Commodore 64.
6. Navas holds sole rights to still deny, discredit, blame others,
even when evidence is provided.
7. Navas holds the sole right to drift so far off topic that he
doesn't make sense, so he can deflect from the fact that he has no
response to the original question.
8. Navas shall not be subjected to the same tackles and fuckwitted
treatment he shows others, as stated in numbers 1 thru 7.
9. Navas controls all reasons of what, when, and why other posters
shall respond. He controls the horizontal, he controls the vertical.
10. When a poster refers to other like minded posters as "we" it must
reference a minimum of 50 other posters. However when Navas says "we"
it can cover anything from his imaginary friends to the sound he makes
stuffing gerbils up his ass.
Charter of alt.cellular.navas 
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