12-03-2010, 01:43 AM
| | Sake Store Owner in San Francisco Upset at AT&T Wireless Coverage
If AT&T Made Sake…
… Your bottle would always look full, but your cup would always be empty.
… You’d get cut off four times before last call.
… You could drink it on the street, but not in your home.
… They’d blame the bottle manufacturer if it tasted bad.
… They’d sell you a “bottomless cup,” but make you drink from a thimble.
… You’d have a keen interest in rumors that Verizon plans to begin
making sake soon.
… You’d use it for everything but drinking.