Cellphones are an evil AI that wants to enslave humans !!!

Every cellphone is part of an evil alien AI and its goal is the
enslavement of mankind. These little devices do slowly
erase your brain AND they let your dick and balls wither
until they turn black and fall off!

Throw your cellphone away or you'll be a slave for
the AI, a slave without genitals!!!

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> Every cellphone is part of an evil alien AI and its goal is the
> enslavement of mankind. These little devices do slowly
> erase your brain AND they let your dick and balls wither
> until they turn black and fall off!
>
> Throw your cellphone away or you'll be a slave for
> the AI, a slave without genitals!!!

Is that what Playboy magazine told you?