CNET Top 5: iPhone waiting-line essentials.

ROTFLMAO!

http://www.cnettv.com/9710-1_53-28073.html?tag=bubbl_3

tiger573@yahoo.com (Lon) wrote:

> ROTFLMAO!
>
> http://www.cnettv.com/9710-1_53-28073.html?tag=bubbl_3

the end is near

sad thing is it's only tuesday!

these stories are only to get more extreme....

On Jun 26, 4:10 am, tiger...@yahoo.com (Lon) wrote:
> ROTFLMAO!
>
> http://www.cnettv.com/9710-1_53-28073.html?tag=bubbl_3



If it's anything like the Playstation 3 waits

1)Rotweiler

2)Gun (and training to use it!)

3)Boeing knife

4) Pepperspray

5) Brass Knuckles <====illegal! (but then so is the knife and gun)

In article <1182869591.921654.258980@m37g2000prh.googlegroups .com>,
balanco01@yahoo.com wrote:

> On Jun 26, 4:10 am, tiger...@yahoo.com (Lon) wrote:
> > ROTFLMAO!
> >
> > http://www.cnettv.com/9710-1_53-28073.html?tag=bubbl_3
>
>
>
> If it's anything like the Playstation 3 waits
>
> 1)Rotweiler
>
> 2)Gun (and training to use it!)
>
> 3)Boeing knife
>
> 4) Pepperspray
>
> 5) Brass Knuckles <====illegal! (but then so is the knife and gun)

The brass knuckles are probably illegal everywhere but the other 4 being
legal or illegal depends on where you are.

Ron

In article <1182869591.921654.258980@m37g2000prh.googlegroups .com>,
balanco01@yahoo.com wrote:

> 3)Boeing knife

*Bowie*. The term is "bowie knife".

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

In article <rgl4508-35F023.13593126062007@news.west.earthlink.net>,
Ronnie Lee <rgl4508@earthlink.net> wrote:

> In article <1182869591.921654.258980@m37g2000prh.googlegroups .com>,
> balanco01@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> > On Jun 26, 4:10 am, tiger...@yahoo.com (Lon) wrote:
> > > ROTFLMAO!
> > >
> > > http://www.cnettv.com/9710-1_53-28073.html?tag=bubbl_3
> >
> >
> >
> > If it's anything like the Playstation 3 waits
> >
> > 1)Rotweiler
> >
> > 2)Gun (and training to use it!)
> >
> > 3)Boeing knife
> >
> > 4) Pepperspray
> >
> > 5) Brass Knuckles <====illegal! (but then so is the knife and gun)
>
> The brass knuckles are probably illegal everywhere but the other 4 being
> legal or illegal depends on where you are.
>
> Ron

And what you are doing with it.

In article <slrnf82l64.nv.nospam@debian.dns2go.com>,
Justin <nospam@insightbb.com> wrote:

> balanco01@yahoo.com wrote on [Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:53:11 -0700]:
> > On Jun 26, 4:10 am, tiger...@yahoo.com (Lon) wrote:
> >> ROTFLMAO!
> >>
> >> http://www.cnettv.com/9710-1_53-28073.html?tag=bubbl_3
> >
> >
> >
> > If it's anything like the Playstation 3 waits
> >
> > 1)Rotweiler
> >
> > 2)Gun (and training to use it!)
> >
> > 3)Boeing knife
>
> Did you by chance mean Bowie knife? Or a knife shaped like a 747?

They''ve also got one shaped like a 727 for women (G&D&R),

In article <K3ATHM3J39259.2155787037@anonymous.poster>, Lon
<tiger573@yahoo.com> wrote:

> ROTFLMAO!
>
> http://www.cnettv.com/9710-1_53-28073.html?tag=bubbl_3
>
>

Nope. Not even a little bit funny -- just nonsensical and bizarre.
Who makes a list like this? Is he really making recommendations,
because if this was meant to be humor the items should have been a LOT
funnier.

For those who haven't seen it yet, these are the recommended items:

laptop (and apparently only with an EVDO card, because apparently this
guy has fallen so hard for buzzwords he can't imagine using a laptop
with just regular 802.11G or N and BlueTooth.)
sleeping bag
minifridge
solar generator
iPod

Again, this is a stupid, bizarre, totally undirected list. It seems to
miss everything it might be trying to do. It doesn't use the time for
name-dropping, humor, cleverness, good ideas for the line, bad ideas
for the line, or even to make jokes about waiting in line.

Anyone that isn't annoyed at wasting their time with this video has a
VERY low threshold for humor.
Tiger573 owes me money.

"Kurt Ullman" <kurtullman@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:kurtullman-254C39.14140226062007@customer-201-125-217-207.uninet.net.mx...
> In article <slrnf82l64.nv.nospam@debian.dns2go.com>,
> Justin <nospam@insightbb.com> wrote:
>
>> balanco01@yahoo.com wrote on [Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:53:11 -0700]:
>> > On Jun 26, 4:10 am, tiger...@yahoo.com (Lon) wrote:
>> >> ROTFLMAO!
>> >>
>> >> http://www.cnettv.com/9710-1_53-28073.html?tag=bubbl_3
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > If it's anything like the Playstation 3 waits
>> >
>> > 1)Rotweiler
>> >
>> > 2)Gun (and training to use it!)
>> >
>> > 3)Boeing knife
>>
>> Did you by chance mean Bowie knife? Or a knife shaped like a 747?
>
> They''ve also got one shaped like a 727 for women (G&D&R),


Just imagine if a couple of people did get murdered over the iPhone. It
would do wonders for Apple's giant hype machine and the Mactards would be
ecstatic!

MuahMan wrote:

> Just imagine if a couple of people did get murdered over the iPhone...

People get murdered over pennies, parking spaces, lawn-mowing disputes,
plain-vanilla cell phones, Chevy-Ford arguments (which will go bankrupt
first, perhaps?), and the entire gamut of trivia, and for no reason at
all. It doesn't take a lot of imagining to see a couple of people
getting snuffed over the iPhone.

Davoud

--
usenet *at* davidillig dawt com

In comp.sys.mac.system Mitch <mitch@hawaii.rr> wrote:
>
> Again, this is a stupid, bizarre, totally undirected list. It seems to
> miss everything it might be trying to do. It doesn't use the time for
> name-dropping, humor, cleverness, good ideas for the line, bad ideas
> for the line, or even to make jokes about waiting in line.
>
> Anyone that isn't annoyed at wasting their time with this video has a
> VERY low threshold for humor.
> Tiger573 owes me money.

Appreciated. Got to the 2nd item before reading your post. I would have
waited for the "punch line" had you not posted. You've saved me the
disappointment.

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"Ronnie Lee" wrote

>> If it's anything like the Playstation 3 waits...
>> 5) Brass Knuckles <====illegal! (but then so is the knife and gun)


> The brass knuckles are probably illegal everywhere but the other 4 being
> legal or illegal depends on where you are.



I was surprised to learn,
when I got a concealed weapons permit here in Florida,
that it also entitles you to carry blackjacks, knives, swords
and even brass knuckles.

They also recently changed the law here,
so that you are entitled to protect your property,
instead of being required to flee and abandon your property.



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On Jun 26, 11:02 am, Justin <nos...@insightbb.com> wrote:
> balanc...@yahoo.com wrote on [Tue, 26 Jun 2007 07:53:11 -0700]:
>
> > On Jun 26, 4:10 am, tiger...@yahoo.com (Lon) wrote:
> >> ROTFLMAO!
>
> >>http://www.cnettv.com/9710-1_53-28073.html?tag=bubbl_3
>
> > If it's anything like the Playstation 3 waits
>
> > 1)Rotweiler
>
> > 2)Gun (and training to use it!)
>
> > 3)Boeing knife
>
> Did you by chance mean Bowie knife? Or a knife shaped like a 747?


Bowie knife. I wonder if it's legal to keep a rotweiler as
companion while being a sitting duck^H^H^H^Hwaiting in line for this
cell phone. If a punk comes up and tries something, the punk gets
to kiss his balls goodbye.