The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
Segway. Infact, it is
so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
magazine says this
is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
you are uncool,
and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
you are a nerd (not
a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
date you and
bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.
In article <1182831129.101818.122260@g37g2000prf.googlegroups .com>,
zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
> The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
> most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
> Segway. Infact, it is
> so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
> magazine says this
> is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
>
> Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
> you are uncool,
> and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
> you are a nerd (not
> a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
> date you and
> bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.
"Ura Dippschit" <URN.Idiot@idiots.com> wrote in message
news:URN.Idiot-38D5C4.22165625062007@news.verizon.net...
> In article <1182831129.101818.122260@g37g2000prf.googlegroups .com>,
> zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
>
>> The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
>> most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
>> Segway. Infact, it is
>> so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
>> magazine says this
>> is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
>>
>> Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
>> you are uncool,
>> and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
>> you are a nerd (not
>> a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
>> date you and
>> bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.
>
> Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.
On Jun 25, 10:16 pm, Ura Dippschit <URN.Id...@idiots.com> wrote:
> In article <1182831129.101818.122...@g37g2000prf.googlegroups .com>,
>
> zeez <Ultim...@excite.com> wrote:
> > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
> > most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
> > Segway. Infact, it is
> > so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
> > magazine says this
> > is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
>
> > Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
> > you are uncool,
> > and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
> > you are a nerd (not
> > a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
> > date you and
> > bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.
>
> Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.
Sing this cool, awsome song:
I love the jPhone
I love it love it love it very much
I worship the jPhone
If I don't I am a heathen pig
I love the jPhone
if you don't you are a nerd
I love the jPhone
if I don''t like it give me the bird.
On Jun 26, 2:17 am, zeez <Ultim...@excite.com> wrote:
> On Jun 25, 10:16 pm, Ura Dippschit <URN.Id...@idiots.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > In article <1182831129.101818.122...@g37g2000prf.googlegroups .com>,
>
> > zeez <Ultim...@excite.com> wrote:
> > > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
> > > most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
> > > Segway. Infact, it is
> > > so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
> > > magazine says this
> > > is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
>
> > > Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
> > > you are uncool,
> > > and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
> > > you are a nerd (not
> > > a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
> > > date you and
> > > bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.
>
> > Don't quit your day job, comedy boy.
>
> Sing this cool, awsome song:
>
> I love the jPhone
> I love it love it love it very much
> I worship the jPhone
> If I don't I am a heathen pig
> I love the jPhone
> if you don't you are a nerd
> I love the jPhone
> if I don''t like it give me the bird.
In article <1182831129.101818.122260@g37g2000prf.googlegroups .com>,
zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
> The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
> most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
> Segway. Infact, it is
> so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
> magazine says this
> is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
>
> Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
> you are uncool,
> and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
> you are a nerd (not
> a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
> date you and
> bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.
In article <uce-170279.07311626062007@comcast.dca.giganews.com>,
Gregory Weston <uce@splook.com> wrote:
> In article <1182831129.101818.122260@g37g2000prf.googlegroups .com>,
> zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
>
> > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone. The kPhone is the
> > most revolutionary thing scince sliced bread, Viagra, Rogane and the
> > Segway. Infact, it is
> > so new, not a single component has been thought out for it yet. Time
> > magazine says this
> > is the most anticipated invention scince the television.
> >
> > Now everybody, start swooning over it because if you don't , it means
> > you are uncool,
> > and out of touch with the latest technologies, and people will think
> > you are a nerd (not
> > a geek, but a dorky nerd) and won't like you and women will refuse to
> > date you and
> > bouncers at the hippest club will automaticly know how uncool you are.
>
> I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.
That would actually be a smile. A virtual rotary dial for those calls
you want to make in the slowest way possible. And for the iPod, a
virtual vinyl record that you place the needle on. And for Google maps,
a virtual paper map that you have no HOPE of ever folding back up
properly.
On Jun 26, 8:39 am, Ura Dippschit <URN.Id...@idiots.com> wrote:
> In article <XqadnWYvW-d1OR3bnZ2dnUVZ_sSmn...@comcast.com>,
>
> "MuahMan" <muah...@aol.com> wrote:
> > Don't move out of your basement Apply fanboi.
>
> Don't give up on that acne medicine, retard boy.
>
> Really...fanboy with an "i"? I just love you little fuckwits. Your so
> "phat"!
It's great that you worskip the iPhone, but you better start swooning
over the kPhone or else
you can't get into the hippest clubs in town.
In alt.cellular.verizon zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
> The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone.
What happened to the jPhone? Was that just a proptotype?
--
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so
certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
-- Bertrand Russel
> Gregory Weston (uce@splook.com) wrote:
>
> : I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.
>
> omg ... i just about spewed my coffee onto my laptop with that one.
On Jun 26, 10:43 am, EskWI...@spamblock.panix.com wrote:
> In alt.cellular.verizon zeez <Ultim...@excite.com> wrote:
>
> > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone.
>
> What happened to the jPhone? Was that just a proptotype?
>
The jPhone? wheewwwww, way obsolite there. Can't be thinking in the
past like that,
the ladies pick up on that like wolves pick up on fear.
On Jun 26, 12:38 pm, w...@vtn1.victoria.tc.ca (Frank P. Eigler) wrote:
> Gregory Weston (u...@splook.com) wrote:
>
> : I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.
>
> omg ... i just about spewed my coffee onto my laptop with that one.
>
Actualy, at the iPhone's introduction presentation, they showed a
picture of an iPod with
a rotary phone dial in place of the clickwheel as a humor peice.
> Better yet, have the phone voice activated ("Call Steve"), then the rotary
> dial can come up as an animation
> --
> Non Illegitimi Carborundum
In article <1182946828.580529.193300@i13g2000prf.googlegroups .com>,
zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
> On Jun 26, 12:38 pm, w...@vtn1.victoria.tc.ca (Frank P. Eigler) wrote:
> > Gregory Weston (u...@splook.com) wrote:
> >
> > : I want a touch screen, but with a rotary dial.
> >
> > omg ... i just about spewed my coffee onto my laptop with that one.
> >
>
> Actualy, at the iPhone's introduction presentation, they showed a
> picture of an iPod with
> a rotary phone dial in place of the clickwheel as a humor peice.
True, but can you imagine the reaction of people around you if you were
actually using such an interface, sound included? About half of them
would shake their heads and laugh, but I'd bet a good number of them
(including many of the laughers) would come away fascinated by the
possibilities inherent in such a system.
A few years back I wrote some software for my Palm that worked like the
old board game spinners. You got to define what the segments of the
wheel were and then spin by flicking the pointer with your stylus or
finger. It showed smooth animation including a gradual slow-down and
eventual stoppage of the pointer. Many people who saw it were floored.
> In alt.cellular.verizon zeez <UltimaUW@excite.com> wrote:
> > The iPhone will pale in comparason with the kPhone.
>
>
> What happened to the jPhone? Was that just a proptotype?
I want to know what happened to a through h? I am thinking that Big
Oil probably bought the patents and killed them...
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