zalek <zalekbloom@hotmail.com> wrote in news:a69bcdba-197b-42c4-979d-
3a0e97f9ca56@f63g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
> I called Verizon - but after telling to machine I want to disconnect
> the service, I was getting a message that are too many callers and
> machine hang up on me.
> So I guess I will stay with Verizon forever?
> Did anyone succeed in disconnecting from Verizon?
>
> Zalek
>
Unplug the modem and take it with you TO THE VERIZON MAIN OFFICE!
They're all much nicer when you're standing in PUNCHING RANGE at any
carrier....(c;
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If you're not happy, and want to have a little fun to remember you by,
drop by a thrift shop and buy a 1200 baud phone modem with the same
color plastic case for $1. Beat it into unrecognizable pieces with a
hammer on the patio then sweep it into a big paper shopping bag to make
it look big.
Take the bag to the office, but have their modem in your pocket for
after when you "get their attention".
At the "service center", a place not a state, dump the pieces from the
bag out over their counter so it scatters and say in a loud voice, "I
tried to cancel your service over the damned phone but your computer
wouldn't take the call, so I brought your modem back to cancel my
service NOW!"
Before the cops arrive because she pushed the "irate customer button"
under the desk on the floor, setting off the security alarms, hand her
the modem and GET A RECEIPT WITH TODAY'S DATE CLEARLY MARKED for the
returned real modem. Don't give them the chance to add on more charges
to your bill and mail them to you....PAY UP IN FULL RIGHT NOW and make
sure they know this is your "final payment", no matter what crap comes
in the mail. Get a receipt for the FINAL PAYMENT, closing the account
for good to show to the nice judge at their trial in small claims court.
When she offers to send you a final bill, REFUSE IT! They're just
looking for a way to move you to the Retention Department for screwing.
Leave your shopping bag as a momento so they'll remember you if you
change your mind, which will move you to the front of the line because
they are now afraid you'll end up on local TV interviewed for the 6PM
news....
Don't wait for the cops....