Verizon Customer Dis-Service

Verizon Customer DIS-Service, number ONE, number ONE, rah rah rah
(overheard in broken English at a meeting in Calcutta/Kolkata).
Verizon Customer Service stinks so badly you can smell it half a world away.
Verizon Customer Service is to Customer Service what the Special
Olympics is to the Olympics.
Verizon has no iPhone because they were blackballed by Apple because of
Verizon's Customer DIS-Service.
Verizon Zero-Play made necessary and thus endorsed by their Customer
DIS-Service, $0.00/month.
What is the difference between a Verizon Customer Service employee and
an idiot? I don't know, I haven't found any differences yet.
Wireless inexpensive TV offered by a Silicon Valley startup, arriving in
your area long before FiOS TV ever will, AND with SUPPORT!!!
You are in good hands with Verizon Customer Service, because you have to
solve it yourself!
Notify customers before making a critical change affecting email
sending? Why? They will discover things break on their own!
Enabling outbound smtp email security is more about the job security of
the sysadmins than security. It does little, like the sysadmins. (look
boss, I broke everybody's client email and we didn't tell anybody, can I
get a gold star?).

On Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:33:41 -0400, John <fortruth@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>Verizon Customer DIS-Service, number ONE, number ONE, rah rah rah
>(overheard in broken English at a meeting in Calcutta/Kolkata).
>Verizon Customer Service stinks so badly you can smell it half a world away.
>Verizon Customer Service is to Customer Service what the Special
>Olympics is to the Olympics.
>Verizon has no iPhone because they were blackballed by Apple because of
>Verizon's Customer DIS-Service.
>Verizon Zero-Play made necessary and thus endorsed by their Customer
>DIS-Service, $0.00/month.
>What is the difference between a Verizon Customer Service employee and
>an idiot? I don't know, I haven't found any differences yet.
>Wireless inexpensive TV offered by a Silicon Valley startup, arriving in
>your area long before FiOS TV ever will, AND with SUPPORT!!!
>You are in good hands with Verizon Customer Service, because you have to
>solve it yourself!
>Notify customers before making a critical change affecting email
>sending? Why? They will discover things break on their own!
>Enabling outbound smtp email security is more about the job security of
>the sysadmins than security. It does little, like the sysadmins. (look
>boss, I broke everybody's client email and we didn't tell anybody, can I
>get a gold star?).

Why are you bringing this up here? Everything you are talking about
is VERIZON, not Verizon WIRELESS. They are two separate entities.

Take you rant elsewhere

Mr. Smith wrote:
> On Sat, 26 Sep 2009 10:33:41 -0400, John <fortruth@earthlink.net>
> wrote:
>
>> Verizon Customer DIS-Service, number ONE, number ONE, rah rah rah
>> (overheard in broken English at a meeting in Calcutta/Kolkata).
>> Verizon Customer Service stinks so badly you can smell it half a world away.
>> Verizon Customer Service is to Customer Service what the Special
>> Olympics is to the Olympics.
>> Verizon has no iPhone because they were blackballed by Apple because of
>> Verizon's Customer DIS-Service.
>> Verizon Zero-Play made necessary and thus endorsed by their Customer
>> DIS-Service, $0.00/month.
>> What is the difference between a Verizon Customer Service employee and
>> an idiot? I don't know, I haven't found any differences yet.
>> Wireless inexpensive TV offered by a Silicon Valley startup, arriving in
>> your area long before FiOS TV ever will, AND with SUPPORT!!!
>> You are in good hands with Verizon Customer Service, because you have to
>> solve it yourself!
>> Notify customers before making a critical change affecting email
>> sending? Why? They will discover things break on their own!
>> Enabling outbound smtp email security is more about the job security of
>> the sysadmins than security. It does little, like the sysadmins. (look
>> boss, I broke everybody's client email and we didn't tell anybody, can I
>> get a gold star?).
>
> Why are you bringing this up here? Everything you are talking about
> is VERIZON, not Verizon WIRELESS. They are two separate entities.
>
> Take you rant elsewhere

Why let facts get in the way of a frothing rant?

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