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Old 10-14-2011, 12:06 AM
trolldowg1
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Default Fix a broken power supply: How to?

Alright. There are many ways you can fix all the broken computer
components in a system at once. I will teach you the best way.
Instructional Steps:
1. Look at the back of your computer and find the thumb screws that keep
the side panel attached to your case. Unscrew both of them and slide the
panel off the case so that you can open your computer.
2. Unplug your computer from the wall or you may get electrocuted.
3. Find the 4 screws on the back of the outside of your case, and take
each screw out. Make sure you catch the power supply so it doesn't fall
when you finish unscrewing the screws.
4. Take the supply out of the case and place it on the floor in front of
you.
5. Examine the power supply for any broken insulation on the wires.
6. Stand up, unzip your pants, and urinate all over the power supply. Be
sure to get your piss inside the fans and everything. This is very
important for the next step.
7. Zip your pants back up, and put the power supply back inside the case,
and plug everything in correctly.
8. Blow up a rubber balloon, and rub it on your hair to build up
electricity. Then, place this balloon inside the computer case.
9. Reattach the case's side-panel, and screw the thumb-screws back in.
10. Plug in the power and hit the power button. Congratulations. You've
just created enough man-made lightning to make Nikola Tesla proud.

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Old 10-14-2011, 07:00 AM
Brian K
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Default Re: Fix a broken power supply: How to?

Too funny!

On 10/13/2011 8:06 PM, trolldowg1 wrote:
> Alright. There are many ways you can fix all the broken computer
> components in a system at once. I will teach you the best way.
> Instructional Steps:
> 1. Look at the back of your computer and find the thumb screws that keep
> the side panel attached to your case. Unscrew both of them and slide the
> panel off the case so that you can open your computer.
> 2. Unplug your computer from the wall or you may get electrocuted.
> 3. Find the 4 screws on the back of the outside of your case, and take
> each screw out. Make sure you catch the power supply so it doesn't fall
> when you finish unscrewing the screws.
> 4. Take the supply out of the case and place it on the floor in front of
> you.
> 5. Examine the power supply for any broken insulation on the wires.
> 6. Stand up, unzip your pants, and urinate all over the power supply. Be
> sure to get your piss inside the fans and everything. This is very
> important for the next step.
> 7. Zip your pants back up, and put the power supply back inside the case,
> and plug everything in correctly.
> 8. Blow up a rubber balloon, and rub it on your hair to build up
> electricity. Then, place this balloon inside the computer case.
> 9. Reattach the case's side-panel, and screw the thumb-screws back in.
> 10. Plug in the power and hit the power button. Congratulations. You've
> just created enough man-made lightning to make Nikola Tesla proud.



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Old 10-14-2011, 12:58 PM
philo
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Default Re: Fix a broken power supply: How to?

On 10/14/2011 02:00 AM, Brian K wrote:
> Too funny!
>
>



I was not at all amused...
in fact...it rather pissed me off :)

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Old 10-14-2011, 03:28 PM
Ben Dover
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Default Re: Fix a broken power supply: How to?

On Fri, 14 Oct 2011 07:58:42 -0500, philo wrote:

> On 10/14/2011 02:00 AM, Brian K wrote:
>> Too funny!
>>
>>
>>

>
> I was not at all amused...
> in fact...it rather pissed me off :)


Guys, this is obviously just a troll.

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Old 10-15-2011, 03:21 AM
philo
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Default Re: Fix a broken power supply: How to?

On 10/14/2011 10:28 AM, Ben Dover wrote:
> On Fri, 14 Oct 2011 07:58:42 -0500, philo wrote:
>
>> On 10/14/2011 02:00 AM, Brian K wrote:
>>> Too funny!
>>>
>>>
>>>

>>
>> I was not at all amused...
>> in fact...it rather pissed me off :)

>
> Guys, this is obviously just a troll.




duh....

ya think????

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