Motherboards are sexist.

If they were called fatherboards they would be banned.
Whay not call them parent or guardian boards?

or
jalter@phila.k12.pa.us
"Bazzer Smith" <me@invalid.net> wrote in message
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> If they were called fatherboards they would be banned.
> Whay not call them parent or guardian boards?
>
Actually they were originally called 'mainboards'.

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Jan Alter
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I believe that if it would be called a fatherboard, it would mean a perfect
product with no bios updates required. :-Þ

Bazzer Smith wrote:
> If they were called fatherboards they would be banned.
> Whay not call them parent or guardian boards?

If they were called fatherboards you'd have comedians doing a Bob
Newhart routine.

Client: "I - uh - I can't seem to find my fatherboard again !

Repair Guy: "It'd probably gone away again. We'll do a paternity test
on it in the meantime."

Richard.


--
Cust. - "Fine salmon in the rivers."
Will Hay - "Grouse on the moors."
Cust. - "Deer in the hills."
Will Hay - "Ah! but cheaper in the towns!"

On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:27:12 GMT, "Bazzer Smith"
<me@invalid.net> wrote:

>If they were called fatherboards they would be banned.
>Whay not call them parent or guardian boards?
>

Why not call them ouijaboards?

"kony" <spam@spam.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 31 Jul 2006 16:27:12 GMT, "Bazzer Smith"
> <me@invalid.net> wrote:
>
>>If they were called fatherboards they would be banned.
>>Whay not call them parent or guardian boards?
>>
>
> Why not call them ouijaboards?



Although they may give you a sign they rarely prognosticate what one should
do next.

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Jan Alter
bearpuf@verizon.net
or
jalter@phila.k12.pa.us