On Fri, 16 Jun 2006 19:44:51 +0100, Mimic <dev@null.com> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> Oy...*SO* busy...I kinda wish they had hired a wedding
>> planner...although I suppose in some respects it's more personal to do
>> it all yourself. Josh and M are gettin hitched on the 17th and
>> there's still so much to do. Next up...another Wal*Mart run...to get
>> candle stoof. Then I need to program a stand alone Flash app to
>> handle the music stoof...and I need to go and do a test run of the
>> sound system. *sigh* So much to do...SO MUCH! Anyway, I'll catch
>> all y'all *****es later when I've got less RL chit goin on.
>>
>> Oh, here's teh wedding website for those that may have missed it:
>> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
>>
>> --
>>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter
>
>What? the 17th? like, tomorrow? and thats the state of the website? :/
Limpdic, you couldn't even ****ing DREAM of building a website that
could look as good as that...****, you couldn't even BUILD a website
period...LOL...
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On 1 Aug 2006 02:42:31 -0700, "Travis Newbury"
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >> Oh, here's teh wedding website for those that may have missed it:
>> >> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
>
>Hey brainiack, if you go to your site with Flash 9 it tells you you
>have the wrong version of Flash and tells you to "upgrade" to flash
>8....
>
>Smooth....
Hey, braniack, I don't have a ****ing time machine you stupid retard,
so I couldn't have rightly gone back in time and told myself to make
the Flash detection script work with a version of Flash THAT DIDN'T
****ING EXIST at the time...you stupid retard.
Maybe if you WHINE some more about it I'll go ahead and revise the
script to work with the new version of Flash...then again, I kinda
like having you flail your arms about whilst frothing at the mouth you
dribbling little idiot.
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> >> Oh, here's teh wedding website for those that may have missed it:
> >> >> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
> >Hey brainiack, if you go to your site with Flash 9 it tells you you
> >have the wrong version of Flash and tells you to "upgrade" to flash
> >Smooth....
>
> Hey, braniack, I don't have a ****ing time machine...
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> >> Oh, here's teh wedding website for those that may have missed it:
> >> >> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
> >Hey brainiack, if you go to your site with Flash 9 it tells you you
> >have the wrong version of Flash and tells you to "upgrade" to flash
> >8....
> >Smooth....
> Hey, braniack, I don't have a ****ing time machine you stupid retard,
> so I couldn't have rightly gone back in time and told myself to make
> the Flash detection script work with a version of Flash THAT DIDN'T
> ****ING EXIST at the time
Hatter, Flash 9 has been out for months. You had plenty of time to
change the actionscript. You were jsut too stupid to realize yuo
needed to. And your only comeback is to rant and rave and name
calling. Poor baby...
> Maybe if you WHINE some more about it I'll go ahead and revise the
> script to work with the new version of Flash...
Do you need someone to show you how?
> then again, I kinda
> like having you flail your arms about whilst frothing at the mouth you
> dribbling little idiot.
On 1 Aug 2006 04:57:02 -0700, "Travis Newbury"
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >> >> Oh, here's teh wedding website for those that may have missed it:
>> >> >> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
>> >Hey brainiack, if you go to your site with Flash 9 it tells you you
>> >have the wrong version of Flash and tells you to "upgrade" to flash
>> >Smooth....
>>
>> Hey, braniack, I don't have a ****ing time machine...
>ROFLMAO! Hatter you are a dope
Travis, yer blistered lil *** is STILL beet red after the last time I
took you over my knee and educated you proper on SwishMax...is it
REALLY time for ANOTHER lesson?
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On 1 Aug 2006 05:00:23 -0700, "Travis Newbury"
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Hey, braniack, I don't have a ****ing time machine you stupid retard,
>> so I couldn't have rightly gone back in time and told myself to make
>> the Flash detection script work with a version of Flash THAT DIDN'T
>> ****ING EXIST at the time
>Hatter, Flash 9 has been out for months.
Actually, Dumb****, the NON BETA version has barely been out for a
little over ONE month, coincidentally, it was released AFTER the
wedding...DUM DUM DUM DUM...boy yer a lil ****in slow there, huh
kiddo?
Maybe if you weren't COMPLETELY retarded you would have noticed the
main Backwater site, my blog as well as the majority of my other Flash
based sites HAVE all been updated with new script versions.
But then...you're a trainable...so, it's expected that you would miss
stuff like that. *shrugs*
Now go and get me your paddle so I can blister that lil *** of yours
again.
>You had plenty of time to change the actionscript.
....what in the **** does the Actionscript have to do with it, you
stupid retard...LOL...
*WHACK*
That's one. You want another spanking?
>You were jsut too stupid to realize yuo needed to.
*WHACK*
That's two.
>And your only comeback is to rant and rave and name
>calling. Poor baby...
*WHACK*
That's it, start crying, boy I bet THAT'LL make it stop...LOL...
*WHACK*
*WHACK*
>> Maybe if you WHINE some more about it I'll go ahead and revise the
>> script to work with the new version of Flash...
>Do you need someone to show you how?
*WHACK*
*Hatter watches lil Travis bawl like a baby and knows the ***
blistering is complete.*
You just come right along and reply to another post if you need some
more sorting out, Lil Wettums. ^_^
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >Hatter, Flash 9 has been out for months.
> Actually, Dumb****, the NON BETA version has barely been out for a
> little over ONE month, coincidentally, it was released AFTER the
> wedding...DUM DUM DUM DUM...boy yer a lil ****in slow there, huh
> kiddo?
Actually retardo-montoban it was released much earlier as Flash 8.5
On 2006-08-01, Travis Newbury wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >> Oh, here's teh wedding website for those that may have missed it:
>> >> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
>
> Hey brainiack, if you go to your site with Flash 9 it tells you you
> have the wrong version of Flash and tells you to "upgrade" to flash
> 8....
Ah! The delights of flash!
--
Chris F.A. Johnson <http://cfaj.freeshell.org>
================================================== =================
Author:
Shell Scripting Recipes: A Problem-Solution Approach (2005, Apress)
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On 1 Aug 2006 07:27:53 -0700, "Travis Newbury"
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >Hatter, Flash 9 has been out for months.
>> Actually, Dumb****, the NON BETA version has barely been out for a
>> little over ONE month, coincidentally, it was released AFTER the
>> wedding...DUM DUM DUM DUM...boy yer a lil ****in slow there, huh
>> kiddo?
>
>Actually re*WHACK*
With enough of an *** blistering, I'm sure even a retard like YOU will
be able to figure out the difference between beta releases and final
release versions...unfortunately, I could probably blister yer ***
enough to start a ****in FIRE and you STILL wouldn't figure out why
you made yourself look so entirely ****ing stupid by claiming the
problem with the detection script had something to do with
Actionscript. LOL What a ****in retard you are. `, D
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On Tue, 1 Aug 2006 16:28:22 -0400, "Chris F.A. Johnson"
<cfajohnson@gmail.com> wrote:
>On 2006-08-01, Travis Newbury wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> >> Oh, here's teh wedding website for those that may have missed it:
>>> >> http://www.sarcastic-caret.net/wedding/
>>
>> Hey brainiack, if you go to your site with Flash 9 it tells you you
>> have the wrong version of Flash and tells you to "upgrade" to flash
>> 8....
>
> Ah! The delights of flash!
Yeesh...sweet baby Jesus your site looks like ***...it looks like
presoviet web coding fer keerist sake. I like the entry you made
about a "redesign"...LOL...you don't even HAVE a design, let alone one
that could be "redesigned". *snicker* ****in amateurs.
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Chris F.A. Johnson wrote:
> > Hey brainiack, if you go to your site with Flash 9 it tells you you
> > have the wrong version of Flash and tells you to "upgrade" to flash
> > 8....
> Ah! The delights of flash!
No, the delights of a ****** web developer (aka hatter)
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >Actually re*WHACK*
> With enough of an *** blistering, I'm sure even a retard like YOU will
> be able to figure out the difference between beta releases and final
> release versions...
Travis Newbury wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> Actually re*WHACK*
>> With enough of an *** blistering, I'm sure even a retard like YOU will
>> be able to figure out the difference between beta releases and final
>> release versions...
>
> Flash developer wanabe
Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
Brian Mays wrote:
> > Flash developer wanabe
> Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
> the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
> 7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
You are wasting your fingers typing. First, Hatter never takes any
advice from anyone, he thinks he is the expert's expert. Second he
doesn't use Flash he uses Swish (Flash wanabe). The script he uses can
easily be change, but (as with most swish users) if it is not an out of
the box canned solution, he just doesn't have a clue. He will log onto
one of the Flash forums as another person and ask how to do it. Then he
will come back here touting how great he is, and talk about how he
****ed your mother.
Check out the pages in his signature and you will see exactly what
level he is at.
On Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:49:21 GMT, Brian Mays <bmays@newsok.com> wrote:
>Travis Newbury wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> Actually re*WHACK*
>>> With enough of an *** blistering, I'm sure even a retard like YOU will
>>> be able to figure out the difference between beta releases and final
>>> release versions...
>>
>> Flash developer wanabe
>Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
>the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
>7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
My VBscript actually detects ALL versions of Flash (present and
future), it's just the original Javascript I was using looked to see
if it was 8 only:
if (flashversion == "8") {
So I only needed to change it like this:
if (flashversion == "8" || flashversion == "9") {
See, pretty damn simple. I'd update teh Wedding Blog site...but
watching you kids ***** and moan over the dumbest little thing really
is quite entertaining for me. It's fun to watch you kids scramble to
try and find ANYTHING you can use to attempt to belittle my web
expertise. I enjoy the needful depseration of lessers like lil
Travis...you might even say I feed off of people like him. ^_^
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On 4 Aug 2006 02:32:48 -0700, "Travis Newbury"
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Brian Mays wrote:
>> > Flash developer wanabe
>> Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
>> the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
>> 7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
>
>You are wasting your fingers typing.
Well of course he is, the solution to the <strike>whining</strike>
problem is already in most of my other sites (I create my own base
templates which are ~mostly~ interchangeable between sites). Really
it'd only be a matter of uploading the html file from Backwater, my
blog, teh CB site or any of the others into the wedding blog folder to
fix it...but then, if I did that, what would I have to torture your
stupidity with? ^_^
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
> >> the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
> >> 7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
> >You are wasting your fingers typing.
> Well of course he is, the solution to the <strike>whining</strike>
> problem is already in most of my other sites (I create my own base
> templates which are ~mostly~ interchangeable between sites). Really
> it'd only be a matter of uploading the html file from Backwater, my
> blog, teh CB site or any of the others into the wedding blog folder to
> fix it...but then, if I did that, what would I have to torture your
> stupidity with?
Hatter, your sites look amatureish. Your nothing more than a loud
mouth wannabe
>
> My VBscript actually detects ALL versions of Flash (present and
> future), it's just the original Javascript I was using looked to see
> if it was 8 only:
Better check your (un-informed) client sites too, they fail the same
way. Hatter your an amateur
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> See, pretty damn simple. I'd update teh Wedding Blog site...but
> watching you kids ***** and moan over the dumbest little thing really
> is quite entertaining for me.
Dumest little thing that will stop your visitors. Yea, that is a dumb
little thing. Wannabe
On 4 Aug 2006 04:15:00 -0700, "Travis Newbury"
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >> Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
>> >> the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
>> >> 7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
>> >You are wasting your fingers typing.
>> Well of course he is, the solution to the <strike>whining</strike>
>> problem is already in most of my other sites (I create my own base
>> templates which are ~mostly~ interchangeable between sites). Really
>> it'd only be a matter of uploading the html file from Backwater, my
>> blog, teh CB site or any of the others into the wedding blog folder to
>> fix it...but then, if I did that, what would I have to torture your
>> stupidity with?
>
>Hatter, your sites look amatureish. Your nothing more than a loud
>mouth wannabe
Hey Travis, that's a lovely sentiment about my sites and all and I'm
sure YOU care what you think and all, but uh...can't say as it's a
shared experience. Maybe when you can do a little more than sit there
desperately waiting for another Hatter post to obsess over I might be
inclined to take your NONpinions into consideration, but until then
all yer doin is runnin at the mouth about **** you haven't the
slightest cl00 about.
In case it skipped you, Deary...you don't HAVE any websites. DUM DUM
DUM DUM!
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On 4 Aug 2006 04:19:45 -0700, "Travis Newbury"
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> See, pretty damn simple. I'd update teh Wedding Blog site...but
>> watching you kids ***** and moan over the dumbest little thing really
>> is quite entertaining for me.
>Dumest little thing that will stop your visitors. Yea, that is a dumb
>little thing. Wannabe
....who would be visiting a defunct wedding blog you uber-tard? LOL,
teh wedding was over last JUNE, ya dumb****. *snicker*
Seriously, is posting through Google (the WebTV of Usenet) just making
you EXTRA stupid or what?
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
This coming from the tweenage muppet **** posting via Google groups
with a freakin hotmail account and not ONE site of his own to show as
a basis of comparison for his NONpinions...in other words, yer just
some snot nosed little kid, surfin off daddy's ****in Dell that he
bought at Staples who doesn't know **** all about web development.
I'll let ya know when your NONpinion starts to count for more than a
steaming pile of ****, Newbie.
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Travis Newbury schreef:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>> Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
>>>> the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
>>>> 7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
>>> You are wasting your fingers typing.
>> Well of course he is, the solution to the <strike>whining</strike>
>> problem is already in most of my other sites (I create my own base
>> templates which are ~mostly~ interchangeable between sites). Really
>> it'd only be a matter of uploading the html file from Backwater, my
>> blog, teh CB site or any of the others into the wedding blog folder to
>> fix it...but then, if I did that, what would I have to torture your
>> stupidity with?
>
> Hatter, your sites look amatureish. Your nothing more than a loud
> mouth wannabe
Can't back up that statement. His sites are in Flash and i don't have
that plugin installed. I got tired of upgrading my flash thingy every
five seconds because i don't have the latest blabla of company xy. ;)
Above all, there was only 1 site i have seen in all those years, that
was realy worth while looking at and justified the use of Flash.
On Fri, 04 Aug 2006 13:56:48 +0200, tonnie <t.prasing@chello.nl>
wrote:
>Travis Newbury schreef:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>> Look into SWFObject. I think it has a detection script that will accept
>>>>> the version your require and above. So if I set it to require version
>>>>> 7, it will accept everything 7 and above.
>>>> You are wasting your fingers typing.
>>> Well of course he is, the solution to the <strike>whining</strike>
>>> problem is already in most of my other sites (I create my own base
>>> templates which are ~mostly~ interchangeable between sites). Really
>>> it'd only be a matter of uploading the html file from Backwater, my
>>> blog, teh CB site or any of the others into the wedding blog folder to
>>> fix it...but then, if I did that, what would I have to torture your
>>> stupidity with?
>>
>> Hatter, your sites look amatureish. Your nothing more than a loud
>> mouth wannabe
>Can't back up that statement. His sites are in Flash
Um, actually most of my sites are a combination of HTML, CSS,
Javascript, PHP, Actionscript, VBscript and SQL...but I can understand
the newbie perspective on such things. You see the surface and start
making ASSumptions...it's typical of your kind.
>and i don't have
>that plugin installed.
That's pretty senseless.
>I got tired of upgrading my flash thingy every
>five seconds because i don't have the latest blabla of company xy. ;)
Um, the last version of Flash before 9 came out like over a YEAR ago,
that's hardly "five seconds"...not to mention it pretty much installs
itself, you have to click like...two buttons. But then if yer a
horribly lazy, fat, apathetic, drooling, ignorant dumb****, depression
case I can understand your perspective.
>Above all, there was only 1 site i have seen in all those years, that
>was realy worth while looking at and justified the use of Flash.
>
>Geological clock of the earth:
>
>http://www.urweltmuseum.de/museum/ge...r/uhrstart.htm
....first of all, I highly doubt you even comprehend just HOW "Flash"
can be used and to what degree, second if you've gone all this time
without having Flash installed...how would you even KNOW what you're
missing?
Personally...I think yer an idiot! Not quite as big of an idiot as
lil Travis Newbie, but yer right up there. *shrugs*
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
On 3 Aug 2006 09:03:55 -0700, "Travis Newbury"
<TravisNewbury@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Chris F.A. Johnson wrote:
>> > Hey brainiack, if you go to your site with Flash 9 it tells you you
>> > have the wrong version of Flash and tells you to "upgrade" to flash
>> > 8....
>> Ah! The delights of flash!
>
>No, the delights of a ****** web developer (aka hatter)
Hey Travis Newbie, if you hate my sites so much...why do you
constantly obsess over them every waking moment of the day?
I mean, it's like I hate brussel sprouts...so uh...I don't eat them.
*shrugs*
I wonder what that's like...being stupid. Do you think you can
describe it for us, Newbie?
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the **** up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty ****ing high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >Hatter, your sites look amatureish. Your nothing more than a loud
> >mouth wannabe
> In case it skipped you, Deary...you don't HAVE any websites. DUM DUM
> DUM DUM!
Hatter you are nothing more than an amateur and your web site proves
it.
Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> >> >> Flash developer wanabe
> >> Um, ****ing hello...
> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/care-bears/
> >> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/
> >Amateur
> This coming from the tweenage muppet **** posting via Google groups
> with a freakin hotmail account and not ONE site of his own to show as
> a basis of comparison for his NONpinions...in other words, yer just
> some snot nosed little kid, surfin off daddy's ****in Dell that he
> bought at Staples who doesn't know **** all about web development.
> I'll let ya know when your NONpinion starts to count for more than a
> steaming pile of ****, Newbie.
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