On Wed, 13 Jul 2005 15:07:21 +0000, rema bavier
<rema.bavier@booomail.com> wrote:
> Are wireless device a cancer provider?
>rema.bavier@booomail.com
Yes. Cancer of the vocabulary is definitely caused by wireless.
Hypertrophy of the vocabulary is the first symptom wireless expertise.
One starts talking in acronyms, metaphors, trade names, cryptic
numbers, technobabble, and incomprehensible buzzwords. If left
untreated, cancer of the vocabulary can cause spousal alienation,
nerdism, and rapid obsolescence.
Also, when I first got into wireless, I had a full head of hair,
positive attitude, functional bank account, and a steady hand. After
40+ years of exposure to radio and wireless, the hair is falling out,
the attitude is totally cynical, I'm deep in debt, and the hands are
starting to shake. Obviously, this could only be caused by exposure
to radio and wireless.
--
Jeff Liebermann
jeffl@comix.santa-cruz.ca.us
150 Felker St #D
http://www.LearnByDestroying.com
Santa Cruz CA 95060 AE6KS 831-336-2558