"Bill Kearney" <wkearney-99@hot-mail-com> hath wroth:
>> Activate? No problem. Place an ash tray on top of your friends
>> computer containing the printed results of a Google search for "ICS
>> setup". Ignite the paper and recite the magic words "Forgive me for
>> not searching the internet BEFORE I ask questions".
>Ha! Good one Jeff!
Huh? I'm serious. In some cultures, ritual requires that all
promises and contract be burned after signing. The resultant smoke
goes to the ancestors and gods who are responsible for enforcing the
promises and contracts. I thought it was a good idea, but had some
difficulties getting various attorneys to follow the practice.
Something about a fire alarm.
In my readings of mediaeval alchemy texts, the consensus was that the
chemical mechanisms behind transmutation was fairly well understood,
but the necessary words to activate the process using the philosophers
stone was what was lacking. The search for the magic words to
activate the process occupied as much time and effort as the mundane
chemical mixtures.
These days, the process of troubleshooting has allegedly been
organized to routine and formalized into dogma. Yet, it suffers from
the same problems that faced the alchemists. Without the magic words
to activate the process, mother nature and father physics will not
cooperate (and are often likely to be belligerent in their absence).
I have no intention of revealing my secret incantations and 4 letter
epithets that accompany the troubleshooting ceremony. However, I will
suggest that our ancestors were highly successful with burnt
offerings, which I'm trying to resurrect. For example, I often
accompany a major repair job with the immolation of an old motherboard
over the hibachi as an offering to the computer gods. It apparently
works as I'm still in business after all these years.
--
Jeff Liebermann
jeffl@comix.santa-cruz.ca.us
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http://www.LearnByDestroying.com
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