My dog goes nuts when I run windows

Thanks Jeff - raised a chuckle.

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95...ightmares.html

by Jeff Liebermann (jeffl@) 07/09/94
(All these really happened to me since 1983.)

1. "My hard disk won't boot." I suggest they take the floppy out of
drive A:. Later when I arrive, they have successfully removed the
floppy drive from the machine (with the floppy disk still inside).

.... and 44 more.

bod43 wrote:

> Thanks Jeff - raised a chuckle.
>
> http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95...ightmares.html
>
> by Jeff Liebermann (jeffl@) 07/09/94
> (All these really happened to me since 1983.)
>
> 1. "My hard disk won't boot." I suggest they take the floppy out of
> drive A:. Later when I arrive, they have successfully removed the
> floppy drive from the machine (with the floppy disk still inside).
>
> ... and 44 more.

Jeff,

True story: please search Usenet archives in sci.electronics.repair
for keywords "Rush Limbaugh", "skunk" and "repellent"

Michael

msg wrote:

> bod43 wrote:
>
>> Thanks Jeff - raised a chuckle.
>>
>> http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95...ightmares.html
>>
>> by Jeff Liebermann (jeffl@) 07/09/94
>> (All these really happened to me since 1983.)
>>
>> 1. "My hard disk won't boot." I suggest they take the floppy out of
>> drive A:. Later when I arrive, they have successfully removed the
>> floppy drive from the machine (with the floppy disk still inside).
>>
>> ... and 44 more.
>
>
> Jeff,
>
> True story: please search Usenet archives in sci.electronics.repair
> for keywords "Rush Limbaugh", "skunk" and "repellent"
>

Hmm, got me to thinking that I shouldn't be alone in this claim; talk radio
gasbags must have inspired lots of folks:
http://parents.berkeley.edu/advice/health/raccoons.html

"Raccoons. My parents had very brazen raccoons coming in their house through
a cat door (that supposedly could only be activated by a signal from the
cats' collars). They tried a motion-sensitive outdoor light to no avail.
What finally did the trick was to put a small radio tuned to a 24-hour
news station outside the back door. Apparently, they can't stand Rush Limbaugh"