I would rather crash my car than wear one of those blue tooth headsets,
you may as well have tool stamped on your forehead, as wear one of
those bloody things.
They were originally designed to give the staff at car phone warehouse
a good laugh when customers tried them on.
Then in Croydon on Dec 14th 2005 11:16 am a customer actually paid
for one and ventured out onto the street wearing the item, it was
reported the staff rolled around on the floor for 38 minutes laughing
before the shop could resume normal business.