my ideal phone...

anyone got any ideas for this:

- flip phone (preferably a button to spring open star-trek style);

- good quality mp3 player that I can use standard headphones with;

- long battery life (pref approx 1 week on standby);

all other things being equal, the cheaper and smaller the better.

I am not at all concerned about screen size, camera, data, 3g, bluetooth or
any fancy stuff

TIA for any suggestions

Andy