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Old 03-23-2008, 03:26 PM
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Sheer Can't wrote:
> "SteveH" <steve@italiancar.co.uk> wrote
>
>> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'

>
> Cars, World Wars, you name it - the Germans fuck the Italians up the arse
> and the Italians roll over and ask for more.
>
> Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.


Or looking like a sales rep.

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Old 03-23-2008, 03:39 PM
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"Calum" <com.gmail@scottishwildcat.nospam> wrote

>> Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.

>
> Or looking like a sales rep.


Even a lowly Sales Rep is three steps up the food chain from a cunt.


A cunt is about three steps above yo momma.

Wanker.

If you are going to insult me then at least get some origional material, you
fucking twat.



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Old 03-23-2008, 06:04 PM
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SteveH wrote:
> TripleS <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote:
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>> Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist,

>
> A cunning linguist, perhaps?


lol That wasn't quite what I was thinking.

Best wishes all,
Dave.

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Old 03-23-2008, 06:06 PM
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Norman Wells wrote:
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> "TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote in message
> news:fs5mcb$8m0$1@news.picturesk.net...
>> Knight Of The Road wrote:
>>> "TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote
>>>
>>> > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others
>>> say?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"
>>>

>>
>> Oh well, if that's how they feel about it! You just can't make any
>> sense of folk like that......or at least I can't! :-(
>>
>> Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist, can tell me what it
>> means.
>>
>> I seem to recall that ETA is some kind of terrorist group, or at least
>> dissident, sometimes referred to as Basque Separatists....or something.
>>
>> ...and then again isn't a basque something that women used to wear
>> that compressed a load of flab into a tiny waisted figure?

>
> No, that was the Basque Lift and Separatists.
>
> Different lot entirely.


Well I expect they were a Play(tex)ful bunch anyhow. :-)

Best wishes all,
Dave.

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Old 03-23-2008, 11:11 PM
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"Simon" <simon@notisp.com> wrote in message
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> Simon wrote:
>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?
>>
>>
>>

> Tastes like chicken!


So you've tasted it then?

Your own I hope!



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Old 03-24-2008, 02:39 PM
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"Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:17:24 GMT, Sleezy <sleezy@sleezy.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:37:08 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:

....
>>Seems you already did by replying to your own post and then replying
>>to your own reply.

>
> That was a different Simon.


They're both simple.



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Old 03-24-2008, 04:45 PM
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"Sheer Can't" <qrnq_znatyrq_cvtrba@zfa.pbz> wrote in message
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>
> "Knight Of The Road" <russiatrucking@hotmail.com> wrote
>
>> > Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.

>
>> Non-sequitur.

>
> Caecilius est in Atrium.


Location with an accusative? tut-tut!



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Old 03-24-2008, 06:12 PM
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"Hognoxious" <hognoxious_kosher@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Sheer Can't" <qrnq_znatyrq_cvtrba@zfa.pbz> wrote in message
> news:47e668ae$0$32045$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
>>
>> "Knight Of The Road" <russiatrucking@hotmail.com> wrote
>>
>>> > Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.

>>
>>> Non-sequitur.

>>
>> Caecilius est in Atrium.

>
> Location with an accusative? tut-tut!


And what's that capital doing on Atrium, boy? Do you think it's some other
fella that he's in, eh?

Yes, alright, quieten down. And move that est to the end while you're about
it.




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