In message <5c2504hgv51jm7iv408gdl3o1j42t8o3ca@4ax.com>, Simon
<me@privacy.net> writes
>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>
>
by proxy
"geoff" <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
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> In message <5c2504hgv51jm7iv408gdl3o1j42t8o3ca@4ax.com>, Simon
> <me@privacy.net> writes
>>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
Unrelated to the above, I have worked in spinal injury units where there are
many young men who have have had silly motorbike accidents and who are
condemned to a life of almost total paralysis. I can't tell you how sorry it
makes me feel for them, and how sad it leaves me.
Simon wrote:
>
> How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
They use the robot hands they use for everything else. It's probably better
than a normal wank, because it feels like someone else's hand. Someone
else's robot hand. Mmm. Excuse me a minute.
>
>"geoff" <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
>news:e04cZW8xHpAIFwrQ@ntlworld.com...
>> In message <5c2504hgv51jm7iv408gdl3o1j42t8o3ca@4ax.com>, Simon
>> <me@privacy.net> writes
>>>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>
>I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
Doesn't that make them nothing more than common prostitutes?
Andy Bonwick wrote:
> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:33:46 +0100, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>
>> How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>
> They get someone called Simon to do it for them.
Simple simon was a highway man,
No ordinary highway man was he,
His forte was halting thalidomides,
A good wank he did give them,
He earned a thank you,
Licking spunk off his lips!
>
>"geoff" <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
>news:e04cZW8xHpAIFwrQ@ntlworld.com...
>> In message <5c2504hgv51jm7iv408gdl3o1j42t8o3ca@4ax.com>, Simon
>> <me@privacy.net> writes
>>>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>
>I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
But if they're paralysed from the neck downwards, how will they know?
"Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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>>I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>>quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
>
> Doesn't that make them nothing more than common prostitutes?
No, I'm sure it doesn't. I should imagine that sexual frustration heaped on
top of all the other frustrations is severe enough to affect mental health.
After all, lots of medical procedures exist purely to enable sexual
function.
"Joe Egginton" <joe.egginton@talk21.com> wrote in message
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> Andy Bonwick wrote:
>> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 23:33:46 +0100, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>
>>> How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>>
>> They get someone called Simon to do it for them.
>
> Simple simon was a highway man,
> No ordinary highway man was he,
> His forte was halting thalidomides,
> A good wank he did give them,
> He earned a thank you,
> Licking spunk off his lips!
I think you have taken this once respectable group to new lows. Not since my
account of what we used to do to dogs when we were ten has such material
sullied the screens of the gentlemen subscribers.
"Graz" <graz@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:39:04 +0100, "Bill Wright"
> <insertmybusinessname@f2s.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"geoff" <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
>>news:e04cZW8xHpAIFwrQ@ntlworld.com...
>>> In message <5c2504hgv51jm7iv408gdl3o1j42t8o3ca@4ax.com>, Simon
>>> <me@privacy.net> writes
>>>>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>
>>I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>>quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
>
> But if they're paralysed from the neck downwards, how will they know?
>
There's a difference between motor nerves and sensory nerves. I have no
sensation on part of my leg but I can move it. The nerves take differnt
paths so one can be damaged and not the other.
>>>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>
>I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
Given that a quadraplegic would have no sensation from their sex
organs, I'm not convinced that your 'someone who should know' wasn't
winding you up.
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"Champ" <news@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:39:04 +0100, "Bill Wright"
> <insertmybusinessname@f2s.com> wrote:
>
>>>>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>
>>I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>>quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
>
> Given that a quadraplegic would have no sensation from their sex
> organs, I'm not convinced that your 'someone who should know' wasn't
> winding you up.
I was using the word 'quadraplegic' inaccurately. There are injuries and
diseases which leave sensation in the trunk but no use of the limbs.
>>>>>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>>
>>>I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>>>quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
>>
>> But if they're paralysed from the neck downwards, how will they know?
>>
>There's a difference between motor nerves and sensory nerves. I have no
>sensation on part of my leg but I can move it. The nerves take differnt
>paths so one can be damaged and not the other.
>
>Trust me my dear. I'm a doctor.
A doctor who works for Wrights Aerials?
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>"Champ" <news@champ.org.uk> wrote in message
>news:dtk604p27pgmgslmt6vgve5m37nn2hoqc9@4ax.com.. .
>> On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:39:04 +0100, "Bill Wright"
>> <insertmybusinessname@f2s.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>>
>>>I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>>>quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
>>
>> Given that a quadraplegic would have no sensation from their sex
>> organs, I'm not convinced that your 'someone who should know' wasn't
>> winding you up.
>
>I was using the word 'quadraplegic' inaccurately. There are injuries and
>diseases which leave sensation in the trunk but no use of the limbs.
Champ wrote:
> On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:39:04 +0100, "Bill Wright"
> <insertmybusinessname@f2s.com> wrote:
>
>>>> How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>
>> I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>> quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at
>> bathtime.
>
> Given that a quadraplegic would have no sensation from their sex
> organs, I'm not convinced that your 'someone who should know' wasn't
> winding you up.
I remember Wolf discussing how blowjobs got old after a few years in a
hospital bed.
On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 02:23:01 +0100, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:39:04 +0100, "Bill Wright"
><insertmybusinessname@f2s.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"geoff" <raden@kateda.org> wrote in message
>>news:e04cZW8xHpAIFwrQ@ntlworld.com...
>>> In message <5c2504hgv51jm7iv408gdl3o1j42t8o3ca@4ax.com>, Simon
>>> <me@privacy.net> writes
>>>>How on earth do Thalidomide victims have a wank or wipe their arse?
>>
>>I was once told by someone who should know that the kinder carers of
>>quadroplegics sometimes give them a little treat, usually at bathtime.
>
>Doesn't that make them nothing more than common prostitutes?
>
Not if they aren't bathing the person in a public place.
On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 at 17:51:22, Bill Wright wrote in uk.net.providers
(Reference: <7ZOdnZNIss0JFp7VnZ2dnUVZ8rKdnZ2d@pipex.net>)
>
>I was using the word 'quadraplegic' inaccurately.
No you weren't, you used the word "quadroplegics". Perhaps the altered
vowel has significance in this situation.
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"John Underwood" <newsabuse030@deleteifspam.theunderwoods.org.uk> wrote in
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> On Mon, 14 Apr 2008 at 17:51:22, Bill Wright wrote in uk.net.providers
> (Reference: <7ZOdnZNIss0JFp7VnZ2dnUVZ8rKdnZ2d@pipex.net>)
>
>
>>
>>I was using the word 'quadraplegic' inaccurately.
>
> No you weren't, you used the word "quadroplegics". Perhaps the altered
> vowel has significance in this situation.
Don't read too much into a spelling mistake on a newsgroup. I'm not that
clever!
On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 at 11:30:16, Bill Wright wrote in uk.net.providers
(Reference: <yqudnRDqYb_ZSJjVnZ2dnUVZ8tignZ2d@pipex.net>)
>Don't read too much into a spelling mistake on a newsgroup. I'm not that
>clever!
I'm sorry, I thought I was letting you off the hook for misuse of
quadraplegic by pointing out that you had used a completely different
word.
I also assumed that you had done so deliberately and tried to add my own
reference to the story of the incorrect letter which does have some
relevance to this grossly off-topic thread drift.
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"John Underwood" <newsabuse030@deleteifspam.theunderwoods.org.uk> wrote in
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> On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 at 11:30:16, Bill Wright wrote in uk.net.providers
> (Reference: <yqudnRDqYb_ZSJjVnZ2dnUVZ8tignZ2d@pipex.net>)
>
>
>>Don't read too much into a spelling mistake on a newsgroup. I'm not that
>>clever!
>
> I'm sorry, I thought I was letting you off the hook for misuse of
> quadraplegic by pointing out that you had used a completely different
> word.
>
> I also assumed that you had done so deliberately and tried to add my own
> reference to the story of the incorrect letter which does have some
> relevance to this grossly off-topic thread drift.
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