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Old 03-22-2008, 08:26 PM
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Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?




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Old 03-22-2008, 08:35 PM
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Simon wrote:
> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?
>
>
>

Tastes like chicken!

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Old 03-22-2008, 08:37 PM
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?


P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
question too!


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Old 03-22-2008, 08:38 PM
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:35:42 +0000, Simon <simon@notisp.com> wrote:

>Simon wrote:
>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?
>>
>>
>>

>Tastes like chicken!


I doubt it.


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Old 03-22-2008, 08:41 PM
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Simon wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>
>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
>> description?

>
> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
> question too!


How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?



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Old 03-22-2008, 08:46 PM
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
<brimstone520-ng02@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>Simon wrote:
>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
>>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
>>> description?

>>
>> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
>> question too!

>
>How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?


Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, shit stabber etc.

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Old 03-22-2008, 09:09 PM
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Simon wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
> <brimstone520-ng02@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Simon wrote:
>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
>>>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
>>>> description?
>>>
>>> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer
>>> the question too!

>>
>> How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?

>
> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, shit stabber etc.


So you're a septic?



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Old 03-22-2008, 09:17 PM
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:37:08 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>
>>Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>>say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?

>
>P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
>question too!


Seems you already did by replying to your own post and then replying
to your own reply.

Does that make you a fag twice over or does the second one cancel out
the first?

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Old 03-22-2008, 09:21 PM
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Simon wrote:
> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
> question too!


Heterosexual men could answer the question too. Think about it, but not
too hard.

Owain



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Old 03-22-2008, 09:24 PM
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"Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote


> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?






Helen says it tastes of yeast, Cara says it tastes of salt.



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Old 03-22-2008, 09:30 PM
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:17:24 GMT, Sleezy <sleezy@sleezy.com> wrote:

>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:37:08 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>>possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>>>say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?

>>
>>P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
>>question too!

>
>Seems you already did by replying to your own post and then replying
>to your own reply.


That was a different Simon.

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Old 03-22-2008, 09:32 PM
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:38:46 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:35:42 +0000, Simon <simon@notisp.com> wrote:
>
>>Simon wrote:
>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>>> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?
>>>
>>>
>>>

>>Tastes like chicken!

>
>I doubt it.



Try some yourself and find out

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Old 03-22-2008, 09:34 PM
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On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:32:35 +0000, Lister <fache@SPAMclara.net> wrote:

>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:38:46 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:35:42 +0000, Simon <simon@notisp.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Simon wrote:
>>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>>>> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>Tastes like chicken!

>>
>>I doubt it.

>
>
>Try some yourself and find out


Gross! You try your own and tell me.


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Old 03-22-2008, 09:50 PM
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Knight Of The Road wrote:
> "Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote
>
>
>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?

>
>
>
>
>
> Helen says it tastes of yeast, Cara says it tastes of salt.
>
>


What about Wayne?

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Old 03-22-2008, 09:56 PM
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"Silk" <me@privacy.net> wrote

> What about Wayne?




He's still shagging your wife and he sends his regards.


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Old 03-22-2008, 10:12 PM
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On Mar 22, 8:26*pm, Simon <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?


PISS OFF!

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Old 03-23-2008, 01:15 AM
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In article <murau3t6ubp0g57f7ih17f8601cleuim56@4ax.com>, me@privacy.net
says...
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
> <brimstone520-ng02@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Simon wrote:
> >> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
> >>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
> >>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
> >>> description?
> >>
> >> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
> >> question too!

> >
> >How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?

>
> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, shit stabber etc.
>

You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
community. How fluent is your polari?
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Old 03-23-2008, 10:25 AM
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"Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> That was a different Simon.


At least we know your real name now, Krusty.

Ian



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Old 03-23-2008, 11:33 AM
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Knight Of The Road wrote:
> "Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote
>
>
>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
>> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?

>
>
>
>
>
> Helen says it tastes of yeast, Cara says it tastes of salt.
>


That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?

Best wishes all,
Dave.

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Old 03-23-2008, 11:36 AM
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Elder wrote:
> In article <murau3t6ubp0g57f7ih17f8601cleuim56@4ax.com>, me@privacy.net
> says...
>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
>> <brimstone520-ng02@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> Simon wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
>>>>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
>>>>> description?
>>>> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
>>>> question too!
>>> How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?

>> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, shit stabber etc.
>>

> You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
> community. How fluent is your polari?


Dunno, but it'll cost a bomb to replace them, what with needing new
submarines etc. I wonder if it's worth it.

Best wishes all,
Dave.

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Old 03-23-2008, 11:57 AM
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Silk <me@privacy.net> wrote:

> Knight Of The Road wrote:
> > "Simon" <me@privacy.net> wrote
> >
> >
> >> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
> >> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some women
> >> say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true description?

> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Helen says it tastes of yeast, Cara says it tastes of salt.
> >
> >

>
> What about Wayne?


Wayne doesn't know, 'cos I hear Vince is the taker in that relationship.
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Old 03-23-2008, 12:09 PM
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"TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote

> That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?




"Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"


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Old 03-23-2008, 12:12 PM
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"SteveH" <steve@italiancar.co.uk> wrote

>> What about Wayne?

>
> Wayne doesn't know, 'cos I hear Vince is the taker in that relationship.




I have never in my life known *anyone* called "Wayne". I think that working
for Netto possibly gives you the advantage here.


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Old 03-23-2008, 01:36 PM
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Knight Of The Road wrote:
> "TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote
>
> > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?

>
>
>
> "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"
>


Oh well, if that's how they feel about it! You just can't make any
sense of folk like that......or at least I can't! :-(

Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist, can tell me what it means.

I seem to recall that ETA is some kind of terrorist group, or at least
dissident, sometimes referred to as Basque Separatists....or something.

....and then again isn't a basque something that women used to wear that
compressed a load of flab into a tiny waisted figure? Seems like the
wrong approach to me, but what do I know? Answer: not much. lol

Best wishes all,
Dave.

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Old 03-23-2008, 02:15 PM
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TripleS <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote:

> Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist,


A cunning linguist, perhaps?
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Old 03-23-2008, 02:20 PM
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"SteveH" <steve@italiancar.co.uk> wrote

> SteveH 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'


Cars, World Wars, you name it - the Germans fuck the Italians up the arse
and the Italians roll over and ask for more.

Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.



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Old 03-23-2008, 02:20 PM
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"TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote in message
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> Knight Of The Road wrote:
>> "TripleS" <david.knowles@picturesk.net> wrote
>>
>> > That's a pretty small sample size, Vince. What do all the others say?

>>
>>
>>
>> "Spasiba, eta ochen harosho"
>>

>
> Oh well, if that's how they feel about it! You just can't make any sense
> of folk like that......or at least I can't! :-(
>
> Perhaps Mr Firth, being something of a linguist, can tell me what it
> means.
>
> I seem to recall that ETA is some kind of terrorist group, or at least
> dissident, sometimes referred to as Basque Separatists....or something.
>
> ...and then again isn't a basque something that women used to wear that
> compressed a load of flab into a tiny waisted figure?


No, that was the Basque Lift and Separatists.

Different lot entirely.


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Old 03-23-2008, 02:21 PM
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"Sheer Can't" <qrnq_znatyrq_cvtrba@zfa.pbz> wrote


> Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.



Non-sequitur.


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Old 03-23-2008, 02:28 PM
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"Knight Of The Road" <russiatrucking@hotmail.com> wrote

> > Buy a Beamer and start enjoying life.


> Non-sequitur.


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Old 03-23-2008, 03:04 PM
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On Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:36:12 +0000, TripleS
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>Elder wrote:
>> In article <murau3t6ubp0g57f7ih17f8601cleuim56@4ax.com>, me@privacy.net
>> says...
>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:41:19 -0000, "Brimstone"
>>> <brimstone520-ng02@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Simon wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 20:26:23 +0000, Simon <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Would any of the ladies here care to describe, as accurately as
>>>>>> possible, what (human) semen tastes like please? I've heard some
>>>>>> women say that it tastes like green olives, is that a true
>>>>>> description?
>>>>> P.S. Having thought about it, I suppose the fags here could answer the
>>>>> question too!
>>>> How could a cigarette answer any question let alone that one?
>>> Y'know, fag AKA, queer, homo, shit stabber etc.
>>>

>> You seem to be quite at home with the lingua franca of the said
>> community. How fluent is your polari?

>
>Dunno, but it'll cost a bomb to replace them, what with needing new
>submarines etc. I wonder if it's worth it.
>


ooooooooooooo, get her!

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